Upcoming Events

Every Thursday Dead Crow Comedy Room hosts the best open mic in all the land! Aspiring comics, both seasoned and new can sign up to try and keep the crowd laughing. We also have delicious food and drink specials. Doors and sign up list at 7pm, admission is free for +21, under 21 is $3.

Guy Branum is a writer and comedian best known for serving as “Staff Homosexual” on Chelsea Lately and his performance as Natalie Portman’s sassy gay friend in No Strings Attached. Noticing a trend? He’s appeared on E!, MTV, G4, CurrentTV and lots of other channels you’d need to upgrade your cable to watch. He’s written for Punk’d on MTV and Fashion Police on E!. That means he’s watched the Grammys at Joan Rivers’s house. Jealous? Guy also writes for the “Gay Voices” section of The Huffington Post and occasionally makes web vidoes where he dances around without his shirt on. But mostly, Guy is very, very beautiful and good at having sex

Every Tuesday is Comedy Biingo & Two Dollar Tuesday, with $2 tacos, $2 nachos, and $2 drafts!
Comedy Biingo hosted by Louis Bishop & Lew Morgante is just like regular Bingo, but instead of numbers on your card, you have words that you mark through when a comic says them during a set. We always have a few other fun games and real prizes, like a pair of tickets to our weekend shows!
Doors for Biingo open at 7pm, showtime is 8pm, and admission is FREE!

The funniest night of the week is every Wednesday at Dead Crow Comedy! Join Cute Boys Club, Pineapple-Shaped Lamps, DareDevil Improv, and Nutt House Improv Troupe for an incredible evening of improvised hilarity! As always, you can expect some cheap and delicious food, and drink specials too! Doors open at 7pm, admission is only $3 (cash only at the door)

Maine native and Comedy Cellar regular, Emma is one of the top comedians in New York City. Emma made her late night debut on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in 2016 and has also performed standup on Fuse’s Uproarious, Seeso’s Night Train with Wyatt Cenac,and The Guest List and AXS TV’s Gotham Comedy Live.

In 2017, Emma had the opportunity to record a set for the CNN series The History of Comedy. Later this year you can catch Emma on the MTV International talking head series Vidiots and the web series Gay Girl Straight Girl. She has also been active on the acting side, filming an episode of Judd Apatow’s Crashing and a recurring arc on the CW’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Emma will be filming her first standup special on Netflix this Spring! In addition to television,

Emma has her own comedy show The Check Spot on SiriusXM and is currently the host of the hit podcast Inside The Closet available on Itunes. In 2015, Emma was selected as a New Face at the prestigious Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. She’s also appeared at The Glasgow International Comedy Festival, Houston’s Whatever Fest, San Francisco Sketchfest, the SiriusXM South Beach Comedy Festival, the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, the Mardi Gras Comedy Festival in Australia, and the New York Comedy Festival. Emma has also performed at colleges all clubs all over the country.

Emma beat out hundreds of comedians to be named one of the 10 Funniest comics as part of Caroline’s New York’s Funniest competition in 2014. She’s also been named one of the 10 Funniest Woman in NYC by Time Out NY and one of the 100 Woman We Love by GO Magazine. In 2016, Emma was featured in Elle Magazine’s Women in Comedy issue.

SEAN PATTON will host and headline an exciting full line-up of festival comedians from all over the country on Friday and Saturday night.

Sean Patton is a comedian based in Los Angeles and New York, by way of New Orleans. He began doing stand-up in the Crescent City and have since performed in comedy clubs across the US and Canada, as well as The Melbourne International Comedy Festival (2011), Just for Laughs Chicago (2013), Just for Laughs Toronto (2013), and Just for Laughs Montreal (2008, 2010, 2012). He's performed on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham (2009), Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (2010), and Conan (2011, 2013). 2013 also marked the release of his Comedy Central Half Hour. More recently, He's been on @midnight (2014, 2015) and will be on the second seasons of The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail (2015) and This Is Not Happening (2015, 2017), Showtime's Live from SXSW (2017) and TruTv's Comedy Knockout (2016, 2017) As for acting, He's appeared on IFC'S Maron, Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer and TruTV's Those who can't.

Born in Seoul, South Korea, Joel was adopted at a young age and moved to the southwest suburbs of Chicago. Both homeschooled and evangelical, Joel has read the bible literally dozens of times, and has no idea where the state of Oregon is on a map.

He has appeared on TBS's Conan— Twice! You can see both performances here and here. Be sure to check out the comments, they're half the fun! Other television appearances include Comedy Central's @MIDNIGHT and THE MELTDOWN WITH JONAH AND KUMAIL, Bravo's THEN AND NOW, Logo's COMEDY CABARET, and TruTV's COMEDY KNOCKOUT.

His COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS stand-up special premiered in the fall of 2017 and is available to stream here.

For television, his writing credits include BILLY ON THE STREET and the Comedy Central pilot, PROBLEMATIC W/ MOSHE KASHER, and the upcoming THE OTHER TWO, created and executive produced by Chris Kelley and Sarah Schneider.

Joel is a frequent collaborator on MTV's Decoded webseries, Bravo's Guide To..., Logo's #TheSoapBox, and regularly appears in a number of Internet Action Force shorts. He loves to chat.

As a comedian he has performed at numerous comedy clubs, bar basements and festivals all across the country. He has been featured at The Bridgetown Comedy Festival, RIOT LA, The Brooklyn Comedy Festival and The New York Comedy Festival, where he performed on Comedy Central's 7 Minutes In Purgatory show. Paper Magazine recently called him one of their "10 Comedians You Need to Know," and Brooklyn Magazine has named him one of their "50 Funniest People in Brooklyn," saying, "his unbridled honesty feels less like the set-up for a punchline and more like an act of selfless catharsis the rest of us are lucky to witness in real time."

Nimesh Patel is a writer and actor, known for The Oscars (2016), Saturday Night Live, and 2017 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2017)

He has also appeared on @Midnight, writer for Chris Rock.

SHULI EGAR truly knows that if you’re going to make it in comedy, you’ve got to hustle. His start in stand up began with him bombing every night in nearly empty casinos along the Las Vegas Strip. But in 2002 Shuli’s luck would change. That’s when he met the one and only Howard Stern.

SHULI’s love for The Howard Stern Show started in middle school. He moved to Las Vegas from Los Angeles to start his stand-up career and was a frequent caller to the Stern Show. After seven years of weekly calls, he was invited to play a round of blackjack with Stern and his gang while the show was in Las Vegas. As it happened, he won more than just money gambling at the table that day. Despite having no journalism experience, Shuli was brought on as a correspondent for the Howard 100 News team and has been reporting on all things Howard ever since.

In addition to his work on the Stern Show, Shuli co-hosts The Jay Thomas Show, the Dr. Harry Fisch Show on Sirius XM, and he has contributed to the Scott Ferrall Show and Miserable Men.

SHULI has toured the country as part of “The Killers of Comedy “ and “Ronnie’s Block Party”, and he regularly performs stand-up in clubs all across the U.S.

Raised in New Jersey, Rich Vos is a no-holds-barred performer who destroys in comedy clubs around the country. A comedian’s comedian, he can be heard regularly on Opie and Jimmy and as a guest on the most popular podcasts including WTF with Marc Maron and Rogan.

Rich also has his own hit podcast (on Riotcast) and a radio show (on Sirius) both called My Wife Hates Me. (That’s not confusing.) His cohost is his wife, comedian Bonnie McFarlane.

Rich can be seen on HBO, Showtime, Starz, Jimmy Kimmel and Comedy Central where he has two stand-up specials. Rich Vos can also be seen in the hit Netflix movie Women Aren’t Funny which he also produced.

As a comedy writer, he’s come up with the best lines for the Comedy Central Roasts and was a writer this year on the Oscars for the second time.

Johnny Pemberton recently returned from South Africa where he was shooting Johnny Knoxville’s latest film BOOGIE MOUNTAIN for Paramount. Johnny is an actor, writer and comedian, who was most recently seen starring in the Phil Lord and Chris Miller Fox series SON OF ZORN. Johnny also recurs on NBC’s hit series SUPERSTORE. Prior to that, he was a series regular on the ABC series THE FAMILY TOOLS, which starred J.K. Simmons. He’s appeared in Fox's NEW GIRL, FXX’s IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, ABC’s BAD MOM, Comedy Central’s KROLL SHOW and REVIEW.

On the film side, Johnny was recently seen in Marvel’s ANT-MAN and in Universal’s NEIGHBORS 2. Prior to that Johnny appeared alongside Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill in 21 JUMP STREET and 22 JUMP STREET. Other feature credits include a supporting role opposite Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller and Jonah Hill in THE WATCH, Judd Apatow’s THIS IS 40, and in the Oscar nominated IFC/BBC film IN THE LOOP starring James Gandolfini.

In the animated space, he can be heard starring in the new Disney series PICKLE & PEANUT opposite Jon Heder. Other voiceover credits include ADVENTURE TIME and BOB’S BURGERS.

He regularly performs stand up in venues around LA, and created the podcast TWISTING THE WIND WITH JOHNNY PEMBERTON on Feral Audio.

Brooklyn born Brian Scolaro is an actor and stand-up comedian. He got his start at the The Comedy Cellar in NYC, and he is most known for his appearances on "CONAN", his half hour Comedy Central special "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: BRIAN SCOLARO", as Doug on TBS's "SULLIVAN AND SON", and as Stuart on FOX's "STACKED". About his role of Stuart Miller on "Stacked", The LA Times said "Scolaro is terrific. An actual sitcom find." About his role as Doug on "Sullivan and Son", Brian Doyle-Murray (Caddyshack) said Brian is "one of the best I've ever seen."

Brian has appeared on "DEXTER", "MAD MEN", "BONES", "CASTLE", "GREY'S ANATOMY," "THE MIDDLE", "SUPERIOR DONUTS", "I'M DYING UP HERE", "HARRY'S LAW," "MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE", "THE EXES", "GIRL MEETS WORLD", "TRUTH BE TOLD" and has also had recurring roles on "KROLL SHOW", "LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM" and "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE"; as well as a regular role as Gordon on NBC's "THREE SISTERS".

He has gone on to share his original and yet old school style of stand up on "CONAN", "THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON", "GOTHAM COMEDY LIVE", "LATE NITE WITH CONAN O'BRIEN", COMEDY CENTRAL'S "LIVE AT GOTHAM", "COMICS UNLEASHED " and finally his very own half hour special "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: BRIAN SCOLARO" which still airs multiple times a year and is one of their popular downloads on Comedy Central's iTunes page. Comedian Tom Rhodes is quoted saying "He has a hugely inventive style and I go out of my way to see him perform whenever I can." And Marc Maron said on WTF podcast, Brian "might be the funniest fuckin person alive."

Brooklyn born Brian Scolaro is an actor and stand-up comedian. He got his start at the The Comedy Cellar in NYC, and he is most known for his appearances on "CONAN", his half hour Comedy Central special "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: BRIAN SCOLARO", as Doug on TBS's "SULLIVAN AND SON", and as Stuart on FOX's "STACKED". About his role of Stuart Miller on "Stacked", The LA Times said "Scolaro is terrific. An actual sitcom find." About his role as Doug on "Sullivan and Son", Brian Doyle-Murray (Caddyshack) said Brian is "one of the best I've ever seen."

Brian has appeared on "DEXTER", "MAD MEN", "BONES", "CASTLE", "GREY'S ANATOMY," "THE MIDDLE", "SUPERIOR DONUTS", "I'M DYING UP HERE", "HARRY'S LAW," "MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE", "THE EXES", "GIRL MEETS WORLD", "TRUTH BE TOLD" and has also had recurring roles on "KROLL SHOW", "LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM" and "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE"; as well as a regular role as Gordon on NBC's "THREE SISTERS".

He has gone on to share his original and yet old school style of stand up on "CONAN", "THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON", "GOTHAM COMEDY LIVE", "LATE NITE WITH CONAN O'BRIEN", COMEDY CENTRAL'S "LIVE AT GOTHAM", "COMICS UNLEASHED " and finally his very own half hour special "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: BRIAN SCOLARO" which still airs multiple times a year and is one of their popular downloads on Comedy Central's iTunes page. Comedian Tom Rhodes is quoted saying "He has a hugely inventive style and I go out of my way to see him perform whenever I can." And Marc Maron said on WTF podcast, Brian "might be the funniest fuckin person alive."

From Gutbuster (2018)...Based in Los Angeles by way of Atlanta, Dave Stone made his television debut on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" in 2013 and in the same year was selected to the prestigious "New Faces" roster of the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. Since then, he has been seen on season 8 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing", Viceland's "Flophouse", and Travel Channel's "Cheat Day Chow Down". When not headlining clubs across the country, Dave regularly tours with Craig Ferguson. He also can be heard voicing several characters on Adult Swim's "Squidbillies" and co-hosting his new paranormal podcast "The Boogie Monster" with Kyle Kinane.

Gina has been a stand up and TV star in the UK for several years now, with appearances on iconic TV shows such as Live At The Apollo & Mock The Week, as well as creating & performing popular comedic characters on The Lenny Henry Show.

Gina went on to be named one of the top 10 rising talents in the Hollywood Reporter.
She is also known in the US for being the only British comedian to ever appear on the iconic Def Comedy Jam, as well as for her hilarious appearances on The Tonight Show (NBC), Crashing (HBO), @Midnight on Comedy Central, her 1 hour Stand Up Special, Skinny B*tch on Showtime & now as the British Correspondent on Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

Her 3rd Stand Up Special, Gina Yashere: Ticking Boxes, filmed at the iconic 02 Brixton Academy, London, in front of over 2000 of her fans, was sold to NBC owned, Seeso TV in the US, in 2017, and she has since shot a 4th stand up Special for Netflix, which will be released March 20th.

Gina is also an in demand voice artist.

She has voiced characters in various animations, including Keisha in the cult hit, Bromwell High, & Gravelle in the latest movie from the makers of Wallace & Gromit & Chicken Run, Early Man!

START ON SALE 4/25/18

Sara Schaefer is a critically acclaimed stand up comedian, writer, and producer currently based in Los Angeles. She was the co-host of MTV’s late night show Nikki & Sara Live. Sara has appeared on @Midnight, John Oliver’s New York Stand Up Show, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and Inside Amy Schumer. She won two Emmy awards for her work at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and has written for Ed Helms’ Comedy Central special The Fake News with Ted Nelms, Problematic with Moshe Kasher, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser and Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. Her digital series Woman Online debuted on Seriously.TV in February 2017. Recently, Sara’s stand up show Little White Box debuted to a sold-out run at the 2017 Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

TICKETS AVAILABLE 4/20

Ben Roy is an intellectual powerhouse, known for his "spittle-flecked rants" on stage, Roy has been compared to Bill Hicks and Lewis Black. He has been seen on Comedy Central, and toured with the Van's Warped Tour. Ben is a member of The Grawlix, a trio of Denver comedians who produce a monthly live comedy show and web series. He is the co-creator and stars on the Trutv comedy series, "Those Who Can't".

TICKETS AVAILABLE 4/27

Dustin is a Comedian and an Actor. He has been seen most recently on "Kevin (Probably) Saves the World". A recurring role on Fox series "Gotham" and NBC's "The Player". He can also be seen on "Californication", "The Goldbergs", "Battle Creek", "Chelsea Lately", and "Live at Gotham".

Film Credits include, "Ted 2", "Hop", "We Bought a Zoo", "Date Switch", and "21 & over.

TICKETS AVAILABLE 5/20

Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, Just for Laughs Comedy Festival, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, CBS Soap Opera As The World Turns, Comedy Central half Hour Special, and has performed at over 500 colleges across the country.

In 2010 Pete began producing and editing his own shows for the Internet which led to getting his own web show on MSN.com called New York Minute:30. His web shows attracted the attention of television talent scouts and in 2012 he was hired to be a writer and cast member on FUSE TV’s Video on Trial and the NFL Network’s Top 10’s. In 2013, Pete was hired as a cast member on VH1’s Best Week Ever, which debuted in January.